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The Future Looks Expensive Card – Funny Birthday Card
The Future Looks Expensive Card – Funny Birthday Card
- Printed in the UK
- Hand-Drawn Design
- Blank Inside
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The crystal ball has spoken, and it's seen the receipts.
A glamorous fortune teller in green gazes into her crystal ball on rich brown swirls, delivering the prophecy: ‘The future looks expensive… happy birthday!’ A funny birthday card for friends with champagne taste, full baskets and zero regrets.
Add an affectionate joke about the birthday plans, then leave a wish for a year rich in good company. Browse our funny birthday cards for more greetings that know the feeling.
- 105 x 150 mm (A6)
- Premium 300gsm Trucard with a smooth finish
- Blank inside for your own message
- White envelope included
- Hand-drawn design, printed in the UK
Fortune favours the fabulous.
Product Details
Product Details
- 105 x 150mm (A6).
- Premium 300gsm Trucard with a smooth finish.
- Blank inside for your own message.
- White envelope included.
- Original hand-drawn design, printed in the UK.
UK Delivery
UK Delivery
- Orders are dispatched within 2–3 working days.
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £3.99, usually 2–3 working days after dispatch.
- Free standard UK delivery on orders over £30.
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £4.99, usually 1–2 working days after dispatch.
- Every order includes tracking.
Returns
Returns
Our standard return window is 30 days. Some exclusions apply, including personalised or made-to-order items. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days so we can arrange a replacement or refund. See our Returns & Refunds policy for full details.
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